my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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