I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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