just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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