I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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