gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She bit a glass in half.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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