I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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