Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Sober January is a disaster.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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