Dual....:-)
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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