bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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