It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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