But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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