Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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