I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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