Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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