I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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