She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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