nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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