She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
