So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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