I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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