Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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