The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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