I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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