That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize
