Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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