I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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