"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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