we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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