Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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