It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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