Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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