they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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