yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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