i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
