Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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