We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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