It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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