OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i just had sex bonerless
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When are your genitals available?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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