The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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