yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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