Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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