thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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