nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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