My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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