the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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