Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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