Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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