New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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