apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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