I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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