Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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