just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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