hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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