: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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