So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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